Golf for four old timers????
Posted in Uncategorized by andre
March 6th, 2008
Happy Feet asked:
4 old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one
remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas
morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly
to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said, ” Let’s do it! We’ll make
it a priority, figure tout a way and meet here early Christmas
morning ! ”
Months later… that special morning arrives, and there they are
on the golf course.
The first guy says. ” Boy this game cost me a fortune !! I bought
my wife such a diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off it”.
Number 2 guy says, ” I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in
brochures.”
Number 3 guy says. ” Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manuals.”
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at
them like they have all lost their minds.
” I can’t believe you all went to such expenses for this golf
game.
I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said, ” Well babe, Merry Christmas!
It’s a great morning for either sex or golf.”
And she said ” TAKE A SWEATER.”
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4 old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one
remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas
morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly
to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said, ” Let’s do it! We’ll make
it a priority, figure tout a way and meet here early Christmas
morning ! ”
Months later… that special morning arrives, and there they are
on the golf course.
The first guy says. ” Boy this game cost me a fortune !! I bought
my wife such a diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off it”.
Number 2 guy says, ” I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in
brochures.”
Number 3 guy says. ” Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manuals.”
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at
them like they have all lost their minds.
” I can’t believe you all went to such expenses for this golf
game.
I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said, ” Well babe, Merry Christmas!
It’s a great morning for either sex or golf.”
And she said ” TAKE A SWEATER.”
Question posted courtesy of: Caffeinated Content for WordPress
March 8th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Brilliant. That has certainly brought your handicap well down. Keep swinging !
March 9th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Hey i like that one.
The third man sounds about like me.
Keep up the good work.
March 11th, 2008 at 1:39 am
Hello my friend ;o))
If I indeed understand, this woman does not want to make love and she prefers that her husband goes to play golf!
)
It is not very kind!
Poor man
Heureusement pour vous que nous ne somme pas toutes de cet avis
)
Have a nice day!
)
Kisses from your “bidule orange”