PURR PURR FECT WITH A DIMPLE asked: A little old lady is walking down the Street, dragging two plastic
>>>> garbage bags, one in each hand.
>>>> There’s a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a £20 note
>>>> flies out of it onto the pavement.
>>>> Noticing this, a policeman stops her. “Ma’am, there are £20
>>>>note’s falling out of that bag…
>>>>
>>>> “Darn!” says the little old lady…”I’d better go back and see if I
>>>> can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!”
>>>> “Well, now, not so fast,” says the cop. “How did you get all that
>>>> money?
>>>> Did you steal it?”
>>>>
>>>> “Oh, no”, says the little old lady. “You see, my garden backs up to the
>>>> sixth fairway of the Municipal Golf Course.
>>>> A lot of golfers come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower
>>>> beds!”
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and
>>>> each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I yell: “£20
>>>> or off it comes!”
>>>>
>>>> “Hey, not a bad idea!” laughs the cop. “Good luck!”
>>>>
>>>> By the way, what’s in the other bag?”
>>>>
>>>> “Well”, says the little old lady, “Not all of them pay.”
P S Don’t even think of pissing in my garden lol.
You ask what did she do with the ends ?
Well she made them into a wallet and when she went on holiday she gave it a little rub and it turned into a suitcase.
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